There are days when decision-making feels impossible, and today was definitely one of them. After hours on the road in Tampa, feeling indecisive and more than a little hungry, I decided to hand over my lunch fate to artificial intelligence. Perplexity recommended Crazy Burrito Authentic Mexican Grill, promising hearty portions and authentic Mexican flavor.
Walking in, I immediately noticed the atmosphere was underwhelming. If you’re expecting festive decor or vibrant energy, you’re going to be disappointed. The bathroom situation is memorable, but not in a good way. Instead of an indoor restroom, you’re directed to a separate door outside the restaurant that feels eerily similar to a low-end gas station facility.
Normally, I’d sample a variety of dishes before forming an opinion, but even the nachos didn’t encourage me to stick around or explore the menu further. The food itself was just “meh” and the presentation left a lot to be desired. My plate was sticky, the experience was so unpleasant that I chose to eat outside, and there was more than one hair on my food. The server replaced my order, but by then my appetite was long gone.
So in conclusion, if you’re considering Crazy Burrito, do so at your own risk. Sometimes trusting AI leads to wild adventures, but today, it led me straight into mediocrity.
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